Yeah, I'd be scared of that basement too. The only thing more horrifying than giant spiders is the small spider with the really blobby looking butt that's all jacked up in the air like it's going to sting you. I shudder at those spiders.

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True story...I drank spider coffee once. It was unintentional, for sure. The poor guy crawled into my coffee cup before I poured the brew. I didn't notice him until I finished the last drop. You know when you eat cookies & sometimes have crumbs in the bottom of your mug when you're done? Well, I didn't eat any cookies. I was pretty disgusted to notice the spider, but Jason thought it was a real hoot. He was standing by in anticipation to see if I developed super spidey powers.

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